[Humour inside] L’uncyclopedia est l’antipode de Wikipedia : le but est d’etre le moins proche de la réalité et caricatural au possible. C’est plutot réussi, jetons d’ailleurs un oeil (amusé ET averti…) sur quelques notions cheres a l’Asie!
République Populaire de Chine (lien)
“China is known as “birthplace of everything”. Everything was invented in China first, including the Television, Internet, Bad Driving, Toilets, Paper, Cheese, Industrial Pollution, kem chi, Mexicans, Existance, Bird Flu, SARS, Heterosexuality, Gunpowder, Astronauts, Jews, Bill G8S, Dan Dan Mian and CCTV. You name it, they invented it before anyone else.”
Kung Fu (lien)
“A supernatural martial arts system developed in China to defend against Ninjas from Japan and Ninja Gaijin from elsewhere.”
Corée du Nord (lien)
“The Glorious Freedom of Greatest, Never Oppressive Government of the Great Democratic Prosperous People’s Agricultural-Surplus Nuclear-free Republic of Korea is the world’s greatest nation situated on the northern two-thirds of the Korean Peninsula.”
Japon (lien)
“The Japanese landscape is littered with various overgrown monsters that are the result of natural springs that produce potent nuclear waste. Godzilla is the most popular of these creatures, capable of reaching heights up to 500 feet tall. However, despite its reputed gentle nature, it has been known to devour tourists that try to feed it.”
Anime (lien)
“Animes are very rarely found in their purest state. In most cases, they must be extracted from large, complex, solid manganese compounds called manga.”
Engrish (lien)
“Engrish was the native ranguage of the ancient isrand nation of Engrand, which was ratel taken ovel by the Japanese, who lenamed it “Japaneserand”.
La version Francaise, moins complete : http://desencyclopedie.wikia.com/wiki/Accueil
Voila qui devrait suffire a perdre quelques minutes aujourd’hui… et prendre conscience du nombre d’heures passées par les rédacteurs la-dessus!
